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Written by Antimidas
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Thursday, 20 November 2008 |
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I would like to request a $5 billion loan under the federal TARP program in order to start a small business building cars that use sustainable fuel sources. I am certain that within five years, I can develop and market a vehicle that uses alternative fuel sources to remove our dependence on foreign oil and provide for a cleaner environment thus meeting the needs of the majority of Americans. Ford is already set to close a plant in St. Paul in 2011 which will provide adequate real estate to meet the needs of this venture. To ensure the maximum return to taxpayers, I propose that my salary be at least $250,000 with annual bonuses of $1 million. This should be adequate to compensate the taxpayers through income taxes for the zero interest on the loan. In the event that this venture does not succeed, I can guarantee that I will not file chapter eleven bankruptcy. I would not want to be accused of “union busting”. Instead, I would be willing to present my case before Congress for more funding to help me out of any financial crisis. If I am unsuccessful in bringing a product to market, I have an alternate plan for the money. It would be used to purchase the former Twin Cities Ammunition Plant which land has remained unused by the federal government and build a federal debtor’s prison where the executives of Bear Sterns, Lehman Brothers, AIG and the big three automakers could be housed at nominal cost. The imprisonment of the latter should prove more than sufficient to make my initial venture a success. Please let me know your thoughts and when I might expect a check. It is critical that you make a decision quickly without much thought. Failure to make a decision this week has a great potential to cause this entire project to collapse. Respectfully, Antimidas |
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Written by Antimidas
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Tuesday, 28 October 2008 |
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A government report that found old-fashioned reusable diapers damage the environment more than disposables has been hushed up because ministers are embarrassed by its findings. |
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Sunday, 26 October 2008 |
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When you go through the drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and are asked to donate $1.00 for a cause such as March of Dimes, Boys & Girls Clubs of America, or any other charity, where does that money go? And if you tell them "no," should they keep asking or try to guilt you into giving? |
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Written by Antimidas
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Wednesday, 08 October 2008 |
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The concept of confession crosses many faiths. It is not the exclusive domain of Catholicism nor protestantism. At this time of year, Jews around the world are marking Yom Kippur in the traditional way with a prayer of supplication to God. It is not just a confession of the individual, but of the community. It is a means to make the worshipper aware of their failings and to focus them to repair their behavior over the following year. But confession in Judaism does not automatically grant resolution as it may in other faiths. One must not only confess, but make amends for past failings and strive to not repeat them. Only when they have completed these three steps can they consider themselves truly repentant. It is the individual that must take the responsibility to confess and repair the damages. It is not for the community to decide the level of sincerity of the petitioner. Each person is responsible for their own actions and inactions. They must each make a personal effort and thereby effect the culture of the community. The following is the translation of the vidduy section of the Yom Kippur service as published by The Rabinnical Assembly in 1972. |
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Written by Antimidas
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Thursday, 25 September 2008 |
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Apparently, we were supposed to be amazed at David Blaine's latest stunt, but everything that could go wrong seemed to. When Murphy's Law meets magic, boredom and disgust set in. First of all, Blaine was supposed to hang upside down for 60 hours over Central Park drinking only through a straw and urinating through a catheter. But somewhere along the way, plans changed and instead he took a 15 minute break every hour to right himself, drink and urinate. But we weren't supposed to know that. And now we are told that the plan never involved being inverted for 60 continuous hours. As one blogger stated it best "I am going to eat 1,000 hard-boiled eggs - but I am going to do it one a day for a thousands days. I wouldn't want to make myself sick."
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