Forget the creepy references to Xenu.  I ran across an 818 page document created by a member of the Church of Scientology who claims to have worked with L. Ron Hubbard in the early days of the cult.  I have excerpted what I consider to be the most hilarious ramblings I have run across in the document below the break.  This makes the Xenu mythology seem small by comparison.

The original source can be found at http://freezoneearth.org/pub/Super%20Scio.pdf

Just when I think I am opposed to the death penalty, someone comes along and changes my perspective.

Bear in mind, that though some claim mental illness, Matthew Higa was high on meth at the time he committed the crime.

I change this recipe up from time to time.  I cannot tell you what my original source is or what additions or changes I made to it.  I started by finding a slow cooker recipe and tried to mimic the jambalaya that I found on Bourbon Street while visiting New Orleans in 1992.  The dish I ordered had no seafood of any type, though most recipes call for shrimp or crawfish.  I tend to have issues with shellfish (aside from the fact that I do not like seafood), so I stick to a basic sausage recipe.